Thursday, July 29, 2010

KIDNAPPED!

Dear John,
Hello...this is Ivana Swallow reporting. I have hacked this blog to be sure that you are aware of what is going on. As you may know by now, Spidey has been kidnapped. I am currently in a frantic search for him! He means quite a bit to me since we have met in Alaska. I know that it is not allowed but I have fallen in love with his...ummmm...SPIDEY SENSES!

I am happy to report, I have 2 suspects! Taran Sheets and Sharon Cox. They are both ex-lovers gone bad. They are pure evil. They were agents as well but when Spidey got paired up with Agent Double D, they turned rouge and decided that Spidey must die. Only God knows what kind of stuff they are doing to him right now!

I don't believe that they have demanded ransom yet. I am sure it will be soon! I am not sure what they will ask for so be very careful! Just know that I am willing to do what it takes to get him back!

I am on the job!
Ivana Swallow

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