Thursday, July 29, 2010

KIDNAPPED!

Dear John,
Hello...this is Ivana Swallow reporting. I have hacked this blog to be sure that you are aware of what is going on. As you may know by now, Spidey has been kidnapped. I am currently in a frantic search for him! He means quite a bit to me since we have met in Alaska. I know that it is not allowed but I have fallen in love with his...ummmm...SPIDEY SENSES!

I am happy to report, I have 2 suspects! Taran Sheets and Sharon Cox. They are both ex-lovers gone bad. They are pure evil. They were agents as well but when Spidey got paired up with Agent Double D, they turned rouge and decided that Spidey must die. Only God knows what kind of stuff they are doing to him right now!

I don't believe that they have demanded ransom yet. I am sure it will be soon! I am not sure what they will ask for so be very careful! Just know that I am willing to do what it takes to get him back!

I am on the job!
Ivana Swallow

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Lost in Thought!

John,

I am so sorry that I have not been in contact with you. I have had a hard time getting over Double "D". I still remember the night we spent in your drawer. She was great !!


I took a trip to try and sort my feelings out, and to recover from the hurt of loosing her.


I tried to relax in the sun and enjoy myself but my thoughts were of the great times we had together.


Then things started to get dark for me. I got drunk one night and tried to take over the Ship.



Then I joined that Band for a while to try to get my life back together.


But that didn't work; I turned to gambling, until I had nothing left.


Then as I was looking at the world and trying to figure out where I could go and be happy again it happened.

My new partner came into my life and saved me. Ivana Swallow has been a lifesaver for me; she has brought me back and made me a better man. We have been enjoying each other.

In many different ways :)
She once again has my Spidey senses tingling; Ivana Swallow is all I could ask for as a man with a large load to carry.
That is enough for now. Ivana Swallow and I will be in touch again soon.
Take Care my Friend
Spidey